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| Still Life with Onions, 1889
Vincent van Gogh, 1853 – 1890 |
If you need a startling insult, how about the expression hurled by "the impatient and contemptuous Mole, who trotted along the side of the hedge chaffing [teasing] the other rabbits as they peeped hurriedly from their holes to see what the row was about. "Onion-sauce! Onion-sauce!" he remarked jeeringly, and was gone before they could think of a thoroughly satisfactory reply. Then they all started grumbling at each other. "How stupid you are! Why didn’t you tell him—" "Well, why didn’t you say—" “You might have reminded him—" and so on, in the usual way; but, of course, it was then much too late, as is always the case.
from The Wind in the Willows (8 - 9, emphasis added)
by Kenneth Grahame
illustrated by Arthur Rackham
Mole's taunt implies either that the rabbits are country bumpkins or that, if they are not careful, they are likely to be caught and eaten with a side of onion sauce. Either way, it'a good dismissive remark to have in your repertoire. Onion sauce!
The rabbits' response -- or lack thereof -- is similar to John Steinbeck's experience of being detained at the American - Canadian border and having to endure a pile of hassle. He doesn't sass back, but later . . .
"Before I went to sleep I went over all the things I wished I had
said . . . and some of them were incredibly clever and cutting"
from Travels With Charley (69)
[cf. L'esprit de l'escalier]
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| “Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.” ― Carl Sandburg |
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